Misteroo: Also a mosquito's been hanging out in my pants and biting me in uncomfortable places.
Friend on AIM: You attract the strangest people.
Friend: I've been hitting on female mosquitoes as of late to no avail myself.
Misteroo: This one wanted blood so it use the protein and lay its eggs. I think I just got lucky :(
Friend: YOu can proudly say on your LJ that you fucked a mosquito.
Misteroo: Or used. If I ever see that bitch again I'm going to crush her with some toilet paper and flush her down the drain. Then I'll get a lawsuit from all 740 of her children saying I'm a bad father.
Misteroo: OH WHAT LUCK I AM POSTING IT IN MY LJ NOW
Friend: I want to be their godfather!
Misteroo: I will make you an offer you can't refuse :(
Misteroo: BE THEIR GODFATHER
Friend: ...I walked right into that.
Misteroo: Does it hurt?
Friend: Sure does.
Misteroo: The clicheness of it all, or the fact that this is the height of conversation?
Misteroo: And we will never speak of it again :(
Friend: We are in agreement.