Janet Miles, CAP-OM (janetmiles) wrote in metaquotes,
Janet Miles, CAP-OM
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On multi-blade razors

The first blade shaves close, the second closer, the third and fourth blades sneak out the back for a cigarette, the fifth blade is pissed off because it wanted to be the first blade, but instead has to hang out in the middle with all the other loser blades, the sixth blade makes you coffee, the seventh blade sings the Hallelujah chorus, the eighth and ninth blades are plotting a hilarious practical joke with the tenth blade as the target, the eleventh blade is on the phone, planning it's holiday to Fiji and the twelfth blade picks up the hair that the other blades miss...

From weredonut's post, quoted with permission.
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