SpottyLogic, regarding his delusion of being able to secure a high-paying career through his writing degree:
(Therapist: "Mr. Logic, how do you feel about...villanelles?"
Spotty: "Complex French poetic forms add value and substance to any portfolio!"
Therapist: "Nurse, pull the switch...")
The rest can be seen here - http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=spottylogic