Scorch the Earth (altoidsaddict) wrote in metaquotes,
Scorch the Earth

firynze comments here in why books should be carefully placed:

I had accidentally left my research books on the coffee table (I try not to do that, because it scares the normals) and they glanced through the stack when I went to grab some snacks.

"Uh, hon? *terrified glances at each other* Roman necromancy? Ancient Greek love magic? there something you're not telling us...? Should we be afraid?"

"No, I'm just working on a paper."

"Uh-huh. Then would you mind telling us why in HELL there's a copy of Harry Potter and a WAND in that pile??"

"'s not a wand, it's a chopstick. I was looking for that!"

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