3. Can I eat your shoes?
I suggest the boots, they're not too tough a leather. The suede boots are a bit more than someone can handle in on sitting, but can be stored in the refrigerator later for other meals. My chucks have a rather distinctive odor, much like limburger. These are not shoes for eating, they're for laying down and avoiding.
-- fallofrain, in response to one of lostkun's Five Questions