On the drive in this morning, I saw a huge, jacked-up Jeep CJ, with massive beach-ball tires, a towering whip CB antena, and a monster big rope wrapped around it's front bumper. It was fenderless, and splattered in mud. Across the back it said in huge red letters "Red Neck".
Like that was needed to clear up any doubts about the driver. That's like putting "Lil Penis" on the back of your Corvette, or "Breeder" on the back of your mini-van. Or "Moron" beside your pissing Calvin window sticker.