Little Miss Procrastination... (spidersilk) wrote in metaquotes,
Little Miss Procrastination...
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Suicidal Midgets...

"The reason why Taylor has a strap around her chest is because she is starting to let go of our hands and run towards moving cars. Yes we bought her a kid leash. I found out that part of trying to be responsible parents is to do your best to keep your child alive at all cost. Little children are like suicidal midgets; plus Jill and I are not fast enough to always catch them."

~ datphan
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