And, the comments...
muskratalex:How the hell do you steal a trampoline without nobody noticing you?
spear_maiden: Put it under your shirt.
parmandiriel: which is, of course, prompting far too many bad jokes for me to even start. ("Where is the trampoline?" "IN MY PANTS!")
spear_maiden: If there was a trampoline in one's pants, I would hate to think of how someone else would jump on such a trampoline... (Rol: Tila! There's a trampoline in your pants!
Tila: I know. Why don't you...)
parmandiriel: *facepalm* A trampoline in the pants. That is absolutely the worst invitation for sex. EVER.