So I was just on the phone with my grandmother talking about gay porn
...Her reading/writing club recently went through some modern short story (French) about a woman describing a bunch of men in a bathhouse.
It was a homosexual bathhouse and all the men were very obviously gay.
My grandmother did not realize this and didn't seem to get that she was describing how fantastic gay erotica is, in detail, talking about how the guy wrote descriptions of the men's leers and movements in the foggy room.
There is no god.