wildlikecurt: Uh, well the cup looks like someone was trying to make a macchiato out of mushed banana, piss, and a lemon slice. The trash bag could contain anything. Severed body parts, filthy disgusting rotting food, bandages soaked with filth. Ew, that is so gross. Actually, the more I look at the trashbag the more it resembles a severed ass.
ahli: What's odd is that there is no foul smell emanating from the area at all. Perhaps we are not looking at organic material. O_o
wildlikecurt: ..... it may be some kind of alien substance. Or like supernatural things. It could be Satan's little yellow soft drink.
ahli: I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER.