Amanda Sharpe (amandathegreat) wrote in metaquotes,
Amanda Sharpe
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Nothing we haven't heard, but this is still funny.

"...I am also OFFICIALLY RAISING THE TERRORIST COLOR-CODED THREAT LEVEL TO BURNT SIENNA... This means that we should all:

* Be AFRAID
* STOP PAYING ATTENTION to election/campaign coverage
* Be SUSPICIOUS of ALL BROWN PEOPLE
* Be prepared for the current US administration to "uncover" some sort of TERRORIST PLOT just prior to the November 2004 election
* Watch everyone rally around George W. Bush for his administration's EXCELLENT job at uncovering this TERRORIST PLOT!
* VOTE FOR GWB in November! He's the only one that can save us from terrorism since his administration did such a GOOD JOB of uncovering this TERRORIST PLOT...!!"


-The one and only jameth, here
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