Bald Eagle (namey) wrote in metaquotes,
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I don't wanna be a vampire. I'm a day person.

Vampire Question Number One: So, like, when a vampire bites someone, does it, like, automatically make them into a vampire?

Vampire Answer Number One: No, you twit. Not only does a single bite not confer vampirism on the recipient, but it also a) does not kill the victim, b) does not put the victim under the biter's thrall, and c) does not make them go all moony and lace-nightgown-wearing-y. It's phlebotomy of the sort associated with mosquitoes, only much bigger vertebrate mosquitoes with sexy accents.
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