Grand High Supreme and Mighty Empress Connie (conuly) wrote in metaquotes,
Grand High Supreme and Mighty Empress Connie

From dixichicken24

In a post on customers_suck, here

SP: I want these shakes to be vanilla..not chocolate or strawberry or any other flavor that might corrupt the pure vanilla-ness.

M: Alright...I will make sure the vanilla-ness of your shakes is not corrupted by any other flavor.

SP (after recieving her order):I believe I didst order a chocolate shake.

M:*pointing at receipt* No, verily thou didst not. You ordered two vanilla shakes, demanding they not be corrupted with chocolate or any other flavoring agent.

SP: I thought I told you chocolate! Oh the wrath I will bring upon thy head and curses I will plague thy family with if my son will not drink this filth.
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