Thessalian (thessalian) wrote in metaquotes,
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My mom knew she had to worry when I was in high school not because I dyed my hair. Not because I started wearing baggy jeans. Not because I started wearing silver jewelry on black cords.

...but because I insisted on eating Count Chocula for breakfast every morning.

She took me right to Church and had me straightened out.

I started wearing Abercrombie and Fitch and stopped kissing girls. My life has never been so good. I'm engaged to my high school sweetheart, and he and I are getting married next spring, right before he ships off.

Excuse me, I have to get off the computer and go with my parents to the country club now.

*finishes her diet coke*

-- redstapler; in response to that stupid Catholic Goth-meme thing here
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