PLAN FOR DAY AFTER BRACES ARE REMOVED
1. Go to Estes Park.
2. Go to taffy shoppe.
3. Buy giant lump of cherry taffy directly off whooshy metal kneading machine.
4. Mold taffy into vaguely oblong shape.
5. Conceal taffy in appropriately fluffy baby blaket.
6. Leave store cuddling taffy (and blanket) as though it is a child.
7. Periodically lean down and take huge, red-dripping bite from inside blanket, usually as elderly people walk up and inquire as to age/sex/etc. of "baby".