All emo from my impeachment (brooding_soul) wrote in metaquotes,
All emo from my impeachment

  • Mood:
  • Music:

"The Bloody Tears Of A Disappointed Uterus"

Posted from fox1013's journal, with permission:

But I figure I'll slap it off, go back to bed until 8:53 (which is practically on time, really), and then spend a while moaning about how my torso needs to be replaced with something completely lacking feeling so that the fact that my uterus is LEAKING BLOOD will cease to be an issue. Because it will be replaced with a shiny plastic uterus that does not cause pain and, in fact, does not leak blood. Ever. Once a month, it gets rid of a toy surprise through my bellybutton. I think next month it will be the Angel DVDs.
  • Post a new comment


    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded