It's footie [soccer] season over here. Middle of Euro2004 actually. So there's bloody England flags everywhere!
Cars, houses [damn great big flags], shirts, even planes and shopping trolleys. Basically, anything that can be painted on is white with a red-cross on it and if it can't be painted it has a flippin' flag on it! They're even selling patriotic VIBRATORS for gawds sake! Talk about lie back and think of England!