hamburger deern (ninamalfoy) wrote in metaquotes,
hamburger deern

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found on fandom_wank!

ahiru: We could be out holding up banks, abusing children, committing mass murder or some other completely heinous crime, but We're not that evil.

Yes, I know I was all ready to go rob some banks and murder some babies, and then I found a plotbunny under the bed and wrote fanfic instead. Just think, if we could get all the world leaders to become fanfic writers, there would be no more war! It would be beautiful (well, at least until Chirac tells Bush his fic sucks and then Tony Blair starts yelling "OMG u r so meen don't bash my friend" and Bush starts writing poetry about how the criticism wounded his soul and then orders France blown up, while a few other leaders snicker in the background and write Bush x Blair PWP fics).

from this wank!
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