(Tangential aside: the number 0, unlike any other number, measures the absence of something instead of the presence of it. By this mathematical rule, if you wear a size 0, it is not illogical to infer that your body doesn't even have enough mass to displace atoms in the air. Your ass does not even cause a ripple in the space-time continuum. So if you are a size 0, it is tantamount to saying that you do not exist. Baby does not got back. In fact, not only does baby not got back, baby is trapped in some sort of GAP-created Matrix-like realm for the shockingly slender. In conclusion: workers at my gym, please eat a sandwich in order to rejoin us in this physical realm. Thanks.)
--the ever-witty lgamine. Locked entry, quoted with permission.