Jessica (potterwitch) wrote in metaquotes,
Jessica
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Artists are strange people.

From the ever-hilarious jean_prouvaire, who works as a receptionist in a museum:

Musey: Generic Pennsylvanian Art Museum, how may I help you?
Artist: Helloooooooo. And to whom might I be speakinge?
Musey: Um. ...I'm, uh, just the receptionist. Would you like me to put you through to the curator so she can deal with you because you sound like you escaped from the Renaissance Fair and I'm scared already?
Artist: No, no, my dear, you may be the very person who can assist me and verily, my milkshake is better than thine.

And it just gets funnier. [post]
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