Musey: Generic Pennsylvanian Art Museum, how may I help you?
Artist: Helloooooooo. And to whom might I be speakinge?
Musey: Um. ...I'm, uh, just the receptionist. Would you like me to put you through to the
Artist: No, no, my dear, you may be the very person who can assist me
And it just gets funnier. [post]