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roswellzero left 28 cases of Mountain Dew stacked outside before's bedroom door. The following are transcripts of the 3 voicemail messages before left roswellzero after he found them.

#1: Sweet baby Jesus, Ros. Sweet...monkey zombie bleeding Jesus. I mean...I mean God. I'm afraid of it. I...I know fear. I don't...even...I...sweet...sweet lapsed Christianity!

#2: Fear, Ros. Real fear. Fear that...gnaws and...and nibbles...and...and...look...it looks at me at night. I know it will. I can see it watching me now! I just don't even...just.... with...just...I don't wanna Do the Dew but I feel...It's taller than I am!

#3: LiveWire expired! Expired LiveWire!
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