takhisis, mentally responding to certain parts of a rather caustic email:
names in square brackets added for clarification.
[complainer:] "I have already discussed this with experts in the field."
[takhisis:] And I'm sure they were just thrilled. Don't get invited back to many cocktail parties, do ya, sport?
[complainer:] "I do not want to hear from some slick, smiling damage control officer or a superficial consumer relations dancing bear."
[takhisis:] And I do not want to hear from some pompous, melodramatic, self-important fuckwit with a conspiracy obsession. I guess we both lose today.
A dancing bear, am I? Golly, must've misplaced my tutu. I'm more than happy to provide the teeth and claws bit, though.