*overheard at a MacDonald's restaurant*
Cashier: "Gooduh evening Sir. What can I get you?"
Man: "One McChicken meal please."
Cashier: "You want to upsize your cock?"
Man: *looks at cashier flabbergasted* "Excuse me?"
Cashier(in an impatient tone): "Upsize your cock. 50 cent to upsize your cock."(points from one picture of a regular drink to another of a large drink)
Man: "Oh. Uh, no thanks."
Cashier: "That will be 4.50, please."
Man: "Oh, add one more regular flench flies."
Cashier: "Coming right up."