RON [in his sleep]: Spiders…spiders! Spiders want me to tap-dance and I don’t wanna tap-dance, Harry!
HARRY [looking up from map]: You tell those spiders, Ron.
NOTHING: *is funnier than that line*
HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us first!
HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!
LOTR FANS: What are you, new?
You have to go read the entire thing here.