And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

I'm sorry, I seem to have amassed a small collection...

Do you realize that every Tamagotchi in the world is dead right now?
-- littledevi

Well, then we brought Goten in the house. He was sweet and wonderful, until he discovered food. Then, he ate, grew huge, and went insane. Which is a good argument not to feed your cats. If you don't feed them, they won't get vicious. They also won't use the litter box very much. Of course, they'll die, but sometimes I have to ask myself if that is really such a bad thing.
-- darqstar

This just in, there are stupid people on the internet. That story after our feature, "Holy Crap There's Porn Here Too."
-- mwerevu

You needn't think I've been idle [while my laptop is down], though -- I've written 1,000 words of that Crais/Aeryn for Flora already. Turns out you can write fanfiction on something called 'paper' using an implement commonly known as a 'pen.' Who knew?
-- andrastewhite

I hated the wolf. Hated it. Didn't look at all wolf-like. Seth Green in a furry suit was a more realistic werewolf.
-- chandri
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