Soooo, first off, I *still* haven’t' read the books. (Oh, shut up.) But I, like, totally know the story already! Harry and Draco have the whole Buffy/Spike thing going on, Snape is secretly lusting after Harry when he's not lusting after Hermione, all the Weasleys are shagging like a pack of incestuous bunnies on crack, and Remus and Sirius are going at it while they're human *and* while they are dogs. Or wolves. Whatever. See? I know ALL!
Full review here.