If I am very very cute, I bet you will come down here and toss me a ping-pong ball.
“But I have work to do, puss. Revisions wait for no woman.”
Then you force me to roll over, and display my fuzzy belly.
“I’ve been a big slacker today, you know. I must finish at least this chapter.”
Resistance is futile.
“Just one more chapter, and then I’ll play with you.”
[*she knocks her head on the floor and simultaneously flashes the enchanting paw-wave*]
All your base are belong to us.
"I'll get my camera..."
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