I have such trouble naming fanlistings. Does anyone have any good suggestions for quotes or things to describe Paris? The only one that sticks in my mind is "For Passion" but that just came right off the Troy posters. And I don't think "If you'd kept your dick in your sarong this whole war wouldn't have happened" is a good title.
From a locked post, with permission.
(She also reassures me that she really does love Paris)