if it's not love, then it's the bomb (ahli) wrote in metaquotes,
if it's not love, then it's the bomb

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...on the way to the pub tonight, I noticed that the price of petrol had dropped by 20 percent!! Amazing. This inspired me to draft the following letter to the brave leaders of the Coalition of the Willing.™

Dear President Bush, Prime Minister Blair and er... the Australian one.
I'd just like to extend my congratulations on a job well done in the Middle East. Thanks to your firm but fair approach to international trade, petrol prices are now at their lowest level in years. I can't help but notice, however, that the price of some imported beer, German beer in particular, is still much higher than it should be. I'm sure there is something you can do about this. Didn't they learn anything from Dresden?
A Concerned Citizen
P.S. The new White Stripes CD was overpriced. Please bomb Detroit.

--canobeans, found here.

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