The TV just came on by itself. The remote is up on a shelf and the cats weren't in the room at the time. There was some gunfire, an exploding lawn ornament, then John Ritter screamed, "THEY'RE DESTROYING MY DUCKS!" The TV stayed on for a few minutes, then shut off again when Jim Belushi started talking about the milkman banging Ritter's wife.
Now I'm waiting for the cast of Three's Company to crawl out of the screen and kill me.