the most saint-obsessed Jew you'll ever meet (rymenhild) wrote in metaquotes,
the most saint-obsessed Jew you'll ever meet

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Begin, Muse, when it became apparent something here was really wrong...

strange_selkie channels Homer in order to take on Troy:

The classicist, willow-eyed, teller of stories, said
"You're not going to like this,
ototoi. The long-
haired Akhaians are all hetero, my dear."
...But there were pretty boys in plenty, and Brad Pitt --
How could it be that poor Patroklos was not shagged?
Bored Akhilles, sulking before the well-benched ships,
spent his days screwing Patroklos through the mattress --
I'd swear on my gleaming pelt, it's in the text.

See the rest of the brilliance here.
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