Most of the time that's actually my response to many social issues. Yup that's me, the advocate of the random face-slapping street-yelling approach to dealing with social issues. And it hasn't gotten me locked up yet.
Many years ago, my brother came up with the "Slap Down Day" concept. It was that there was one day, somewhat completely unlike Mother's Day or Rememberance Day, when you can walk up to anyone and just slap'em. No reason. Just do what you've been wanting to do. Aside from the fact that I would get slapped a lot ("") I think it would be lovely. The opportunity to slap certain people.... Mmmm.