gaudior (gaudior) wrote in metaquotes,
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syonakeleste takes a break from jobsearching to write the (literal) resume from hell:

1994-1995--Ghoul, Our Mother of Eternal Frustration Cemetery, 6000 Prickly Street, Cuckolder, NY 12354. Frightened old ladies visiting graves to cardiac arrest, thereby increasing sales by 14% in first 3 months. Supped on flesh of unwary drunkards, instilled shock of mortality upon youth, gouged out eyes of lovers, answered phone.

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