¤ And A Know-It-All Grin ¤ (kielle) wrote in metaquotes,
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Also? The interview with Francis Crick in this month's Scientific American? That man is a sexy bitch. He is so fucking smart. I want his helix-discovering babies.
-- hisgreyeyes

Dear Left Hand,
Hello there. Good day. I am well aware that of my two hands, you are very much neglected since I am a rightie. And I feel that you may have become resentful to me, and I would very much like to resolve some issues with you.
Hot foodstuffs burn Neva. Hot foodstuffs should not burn Neva. When you sense that hot foodstuffs are coming your way, make sure it does not burn Neva. If you can do this for me, Left Hand, I promise to paint your nails a far prettier color than the Right Hand.
-- mice (abridged -- go read the
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Also? The interview with Francis Crick in this month's <I>Scientific American</I>? That man is a <I>sexy bitch</I>. He is so fucking <I>smart</I>. I want his helix-discovering babies.
-- <LJ USER="hisgreyeyes">

Dear Left Hand,
Hello there. Good day. I am well aware that of my two hands, you are very much neglected since I am a rightie. And I feel that you may have become resentful to me, and I would very much like to resolve some issues with you.
Hot foodstuffs <B>burn</B> Neva. Hot foodstuffs should not <B>burn</B> Neva. When you sense that hot foodstuffs are coming your way, make sure it does not <B>burn</B> Neva. If you can do this for me, Left Hand, I promise to paint your nails a far prettier color than the Right Hand.
-- <LJ USER="mice"> (abridged -- go read the <A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/mice/211604.html"whole thing</A> :)
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