"My plan? My wildly devious plan? I want to clone. I shall name my clone...BuBu. BuBu will be of extremely mixed race and a member of Planned Parenthood, and a Boy Scout leader. Registered member of the Democratic party. Finds nothing offensive about nipples. BuBu will have a trust fund with many zeros behind it and shall spend it funding safe sex seminars in schools, abortion clinics, and peace rallies. BuBu will be pagan and BuBu belives in evolution. BuBu believes that the campaign to try and stop AIDS epidemic must use a combination of abstinace and condoms and must be taught to all those old enough to understand. BuBu will adopt a small, single digit rainbow coalition where everyone is happy and no one gets buggered. BuBu shall support his life partner, Jacob Goldstein, in his bidto become President of the United States, BuBu will have already picked out his Jackie O inspired First Lady wardrobe even before hearing about it.
And Conservative America shall weep and fear him."