Fuckin' dead people! (doubtful_salmon) wrote in metaquotes,
Fuckin' dead people!
doubtful_salmon
metaquotes

You lost your cell phone? But you think it's in the house. I'll try a test call for you. (places customer on hold, dials number... it rings, goes to voicemail... goes back to customer.) Ma'am? (pause, sudden shocked expression) What do you mean your DOG was RINGING?

- kubster at caughtsnippets
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 0 comments