real life dropout and online overachiever (rynne) wrote in metaquotes,
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From a locked post, quoted with permission.


Wish people would stop asking me if I'm pregnant. One CAN (and does) crave almond-stuffed olives and a chocolate smoothie simultaneously and not be pregnant.

Case in point.

I have not had sex, therefore I cannot be pregnant.

Having written that, I now crave sex.

Fuck.

--thistlerose
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