snowking: The BBC also tells me that "Mobiles phones are not usually seen in the West as a way of keeping in touch with God". Well, no shit. No-one wants to see "thou shlt hv no other God b4 me!" on their phone. If God wants to talk to me, He can use the traditional burning bush method. If he needs it on the move, I'll break off a stick. 0G mobile telecommunications, y'all! My latest model burning stick comes complete with an extra big flame so He can send Multimedia Messianic Messages. Honest.