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conuly wrote in metaquotes
Shopping for apples today, I saw a shelf label that read "Smitten apples." None of the nearby apples declared themselves smitten on their sticky labels. Could I identify them by behaviour? Were any apples sighing sadly for the nearby pears? Were they saying to a Granny Smith that she was the apple of their eye? Every apple sat resolutely still, none of them showing any sign of pining.

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Because if they had, they'd be pineapples.

*ducking, grinning and running*

Ow, that actually hurt.

Sorry - it was such a low-hanging fruit, I couldn't resist.

Yes, you could, you just didn't want to!

No, really; it was just like what happened to Newton, metaphorically speaking.

Really low hanging fruit, since pineapples grow on the ground.

Fascinating; I never knew that. But these showed no sign of pining.

Edited at 2016-11-01 11:34 pm (UTC)

*slow clap* Brilliantly done!


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