Oh come all ye faithful . . . in bed
D: Have you ever played that game with the Protestant Hymnbook?
D: Yes. You open it to a random page, and read off the title of the hymn, but like with a fortune cookie, you add "...in bed" at the end.
Me: Ohhh. HEE.
D: I know. Go on.
Me: *reads* 'I Need Thee Every Hour...'
D: Go on.
Me: ..In Bed.
Me: *flips pages*
Me: *reads* 'Hold Fast Till I Come...'
And so we sat and read various things like 'He Will Hold Me Fast...In Bed', 'Lord and Master of Us All...In Bed', 'When He Cometh...In Bed', 'Trust and Obey...In Bed', 'Come and Dine...In Bed' and giggled our heads off until
Me: *reads* 'Christ, You Are My Fullness'
Me: *closes book*