metaquotes

Sure, but Pestilence is an irascible flirt. Just ask People Covered With Fish.

*hands you a shiny Internets*

Well, he's got to have something to do after the invention of penicillin and his job got taken over by that young whippersnapper Pollution.

That was so fantastic. :)

I hope you feel better soon, but look on the bright side: you've been meta-quoted!

i might have to steal that line sometime. i'd have never come up with that if i was sick...

IAWTC!

Or War. I mean, she's beautiful and sexy, but your district or whatever would be a no-go area within the week. Famine's not that bad, really. It's Death you should probably watch out for — as long as he doesn't pay you a visit, you're probably fine. *is Good Omens fan*

AHAHA, that's adorable.

I laughed out loud XD love it

I feel the need to Icon that.....

Oh please do!

Also GIP

Moar GIP

Wasn't Pestilence replaced by Pollution though? :P

I hope you feel better soon! =)

Retired, as I understand it. Presumably he's become a dirty old anthropomorphic personification in his old age.

Ah, that timeless fiend, penicillin. I wonder if he just stalks old people now.

I think Pestilence retired because he's preoccupied with Montgomery Burns. He has every disease known to man, they just can't fit through the door.

You have made the end of my stressful, dead day, so much better! Thank you!

LOL

I cackled. Thanks!

Isn't there a Fifth Horseman running around? Chaos?

...will stop reading Discworld now

Yeah, but he left before they were famous.

Good point. Besides, the milk would probably just cause more misery.

I can totally sympathize - I feel like the entirety of the void has exploded into reality via my sinuses and my lungs appear to be full of Devil spaff. Currently Pestilence and Lemsip are battling for control over my body, Lemsip being the mighty knight in shining lemony scented armour and Pestilence being the Black Knight because he will not die!

Hey, I have the postcard of your icon (sans Pratchett quote, alas), being a collector of the Wildlife Photographer of the Year books and paraphernalia.

I once write a poem based on it (though it lacked the artistic resonance of Nanny Ogg's work). Porcupines rule :)

i was looking for a new way to describe being sick... lulz.