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was one of the most amazing and awesome things I have ever read.

Freaking. BRILLIANT.

I am damn-near helpless with laughter at the moment. My co-workers are giving me seriously weird looks. OMFG it is the Best Day Ever.
*collapses*

I fear the internet shall soon explode, for surely it cannot contain this much win.

FUCKING. BRILLIANT.

OMG, this is amazing. XD

That's incredible.

This is funny stuff!!!

I approve of this.

Nice usage of middle-english, excellent job sticking to iambic pentameter...

Oh, yeah, funny, too.

I'm such a nerd.

That's still modern English.

That is absolutely fantastic

can't... breathe... too... much... laughter... *wheeze*

Wow. Thanks to the poster, and congratulations to the writer.

wow that icon is awesome XD.
no where else could Joss Whedon in Green Make up = so much win.

Where does ceruleanst live, that I may deliver unto them a shiny internet, and perhaps cookies?

I'm trying to bend something around the lines, "Didst thou a sign behold anent this house/Whereon was writ, 'Dead blackamoors stor'd here'?" but it's not coming.

XD truly a masterpiece. The win, it is epic.

OMG that is also amazing.

That was basically brilliant.

I really have to watch Pulp Fiction sometime...

Oh my god oh my yes yes yes YES. *dead*

I am very impressed. Splendidly done.



OMG

My sinuses would like to thank you for the diet cola bath this gave them this morning...

OT, but I love your icon. What does the "Match it" refer to?

Oooooooh. I wanna see this on stage.

I, too, would dearly love (and cry for laughing) to see this on a stage.

Is it bad that I'm thinking this is better than the original?

Because I do.

Do not make me lay my hand upon thy cheek... hur hur hur...

And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old Rule 7, stol'n forth of the userinfo;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

Exeunt.

Re: Do not make me lay my hand upon thy cheek... hur hur hur...

With but a cut, I hope I rectify
The breach of conduct I had caused before.
If further editing is yet required,
I'll do my best to satisfy the rules.

"THE QUEEN'S OWN ENGLISH, BASE KNAVE, DOST THOU SPEAK IT?!

*STANDING OVATION*

Especially since I read the whole thing in appropriate voices. SLJ shouting, "HAS HE THE SEMBLANCE OF A HARLOT?!?!" did it for me.

Re: "THE QUEEN'S OWN ENGLISH, BASE KNAVE, DOST THOU SPEAK IT?!

I did that too. FTW. Srsly.

Oh, my god. It's beautiful.

I am in love.

I don't have the words to express how much pure and awesome win this is. Brilliant! :D

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