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Tim Curry visits the mall...
griffen wrote in metaquotes
...and ame_chan had the good luck to be working in the store he visited.

Sort of.

I rush out of the office and notice "guy in a grey sweatsuit." and sorta "floomph" against the counter fanning myself with a piece of paper and say, "Wow. Ya ever have one of those days?"


And he says, "OH indeed."

In that voice.

And I lose all power of thought and speech and I'm just, er, buh. Can't talk. Standing in the store, trying not to have a hyperventilating fangirl moment. Can't. Talk. Forget sampling balsamic vinegar or you know, actually selling to him. TO OMGTIMCURRY. Who TALKED to me. Tim Curry talked to me and he has Voice and I'll be in my bunk and.... *floppy arms*

So he walks over to our display of honey body balms and other wonderful botanicals, and is examining them and I walk over to him, intending to say, "Ah, yes. These wonderful honey botanicals, so fragrant, made by nuns! When we uncap the bottles and spritz the store, they are so fragrant that bees fly into the store looking for the source of the smell. Reallywonderful stuff Mr. OMGPONIES Curry."

What came out of my mouth was, "That'll give you, er, bees."

"That'll GIVE YOU BEES." ya'll. I said. To OMGTIMCURRY. Bees.

He left the store rather rapidly. At which point, I walked behind the counter and sank onto my knees out of sight of the store and was muttering and laughing rather hysterically. Like ya do. After a horrible bee incident.

"BEES." *smacks head*

"FUckin BEES." *smack"

"TIM CURRY." *smack*

Context is attracted to sweet transvestites.

F-locked post, so Cue Dubbya Pee, and stuff. Edited to correct spelling of ame_chan's name.

**dies laughing**

I love your link text as well.

Oh man, curse of the fangirl squee! attack.


Oh dear various gods.

*falls over laughing* That's so horrible. I feel so sorry for siodchan. And I empathize. I think I'd be the same way.

I shall always think of this when watching RHPS

I need to have your icon's babies. May i?

Oh my god. that is amazing. *hysterical*

Here's the part where I fervently wish I had an Eddie Izzard "I'm covered in bees!" icon.

Eddie was the first thing I thought of, after I died laughing. Oh, wonderful transvestites.

The poor thing. I've been rendered sweaty and dry-throated by far less famous people. If I turned and saw Tim Curry, I think the shock would suddenly give me a gushing nose bleed. And an incontinence problem. And explosive diarrhea. Alllll at once.

Please don't ever meet Tim Curry while I'm standing behind you in line somewhere.

VOICE! YES. Yes he does.

Oh dear gods, poor siodchan. All three people in the room at my house are currently genuinely laughing out loud, partly because omgBEES! and partly because we can ALL see ourselves doing that, or even WORSE.

But if some fool ever puts me in a sales position, I will be sure to describe EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT that way!

"Oh, Final Fantasy XIV, eh? That'll give you, er, bees."
"Toyota Prius? That'll give you, er, bees."
"Velvet and rhinestone push-up bra in a 38DD? That'll give you, er, bees."

That'll give you bees is so poised to be the next Internet phenom. In two weeks, it'll have it's own Busted Tee.

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Dang, and I quite LITERALLY got done watching RHPS about half an hour ago.

Wow. That's even worse than my meeting Jane Espenson story. And yet I'm jealous anyway.

/I'll be in my bunk...

Ooh, you met Jane Espenson?! Do tell!

(Dang, I've been in LA for almost a year and I've only run across one celebrity. And he's kind of a niche celebrity - you had to have known the civil rights movement in order to appreciate the awesomeness of seeing him.)

*dies* BEES! Hehe, I could totally picture myself ding that.

*cries laughing* That's awfully embarrassing. I think I would've spontaneously combusted before I even managed to say anything. It's a fabulous anecdote, though.

(Now I must resist the urge to blurt out "That'll give you you BEES" at totally inappropriate moments.)

Haha, that's awesome. I wish I could be so literate should I meet him. I'd probably just stand there with a dumb look on my face muttering nonsensical words.

Also, just to beat thehefner to the punch:


OMG ew ew ew. ::has a bee phobia:: I need some brain bleach now. . .

OMGBEES! I had to put down my hot chocolate. And it was getting hard to read the screen the way it was bouncing up and down on my belly...

My husband is looking at me like he's married a madwoman, because even after being pointed in the right direction and reading the post, he doesn't know why it's funny.



fact that i regret: i know him from charlie's angels and the three musketeers. i've never seen rocky horror. :(

...but have you seen Clue?

ROFL! Bees. OMG. Can't...stop...laughing.

I have to add another "I laughed so hard that I cried" to the list.

Yes, I even snorted. More than once.

It's been a LOOOOOONG time since I last snorted.

Feel proud, oh metaquoter!

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okay - clearly not on the topic here - but wtf is goign on with Wilson in your icon and what top is he referring to?


I have no idea who Tim Curry is, but's that's still great!

I could use it at work when I forget wht I'm talking about. "The grand pan's sort of light and fluffy. The Edge? That'll give you, er, bees."

It took me many moments to figure out what you meant. I read 'The Edge' as The Edge, and then tried to figure out who or what 'Grand Pan' might've been.

*giggles* Ah, thanks for bringing that memory back.

Oh, God bless. I'm giggling and have been for the past three solid minutes and the cat is looking at me funny.

I know it's cliche but i really do have tea coming out my nose


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